Correct me if I’m wrong, but every Australian city (bar Darwin) is located on a river. Rivers tend to be a life source for its city and a focal point of sorts. They’re great for long, chilled-out walks, views of sunset, grabbing drinks and a feed too. No matter in which city, they tend to attract a whole lot of attention. Even opinions about them. Some of these are just strange or outright funny. And you wonder what it was that made this person want to share that with Google and the rest of the world.
Well, whatever their motivation, here’s our pick of some of the best and/or funniest Google reviews of our rivers.
Parramatta River and Port Jackson Bay, Sydney
River Rating
4.5 ⭐️ from 63 reviews (Parramatta River) and 4.3 ⭐️ from 85 reviews
River Reviews
The water of the world is all connected, right?
Understandable from above
Which is it, though?
Hello?
Again, understandable from above
Brisbane River
River Rating
4.3 ⭐️ from 93 reviews
River Reviews
From the descriptive…
To the absurd…
To the informative
There are always gonna be a haters
And those that love it
Nerang River, Gold Coast
River Rating
14 Google reviews
River Reviews
What it’s good for…
What does one need to do to get 5 stars?
This person was amazed, even by the birds and cheese
Swan River, Perth
River Rating
4.6 ⭐️ from 216 reviews
River Reviews
If it wasn’t clear to you…
Jellyfish are bad
Apparently, parking is a problem
But that doesn’t matter because it’s got soul
River Torrens, Adelaide
River Rating
4.6 ⭐️ from 35 reviews
River Reviews
Yarra River, Melbourne
River Rating
4.5 ⭐️ from 233 reviews
River Reviews
Strong opinion on the colour
It’s gotten better, right?
Well, surely it has
Go for the water, stay for the stuff
Can we get this confirmed?
Is it, though?
Must be
River Derwent, Hobart
River Rating
4.4 ⭐️ from 20 reviews
River Reviews
